Procrastination at its finest.

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

sarahmouse:

songofages:

reinqueergamesinthetardis:

tardis-scooter:

Ten is obviously better at this. He doesn’t even have to watch what he’s doing.

that’s because eleven could probably regenerate by tripping on air, falling against the console, and accidentally choking himself with his bow tie at any given moment all at once the dork

Because you know David probably owns every sonic and plays with them at home."Not at the table, dear"

"Sonic. Timelord. Yes."
"Wife. Human. No."

sarahmouse:

songofages:

reinqueergamesinthetardis:

tardis-scooter:

Ten is obviously better at this. He doesn’t even have to watch what he’s doing.

that’s because eleven could probably regenerate by tripping on air, falling against the console, and accidentally choking himself with his bow tie at any given moment all at once the dork

Because you know David probably owns every sonic and plays with them at home.
"Not at the table, dear"

"Sonic. Timelord. Yes."

"Wife. Human. No."

artbymoga:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

Pluto hit me right in the feels

inaneenglish:

thetorontokid:

amuseoffyre:

saathi1013:

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

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a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine”

you’re my hero

Thanks to that I called it Howard Stark’s Hottie Machine while talking to a group of fanboys at the local comic shop because I COULDN’T REMEMBER WHAT IT’S ACTUALLY CALLED.

sexualthorientation:

This is so hard because you know this isn’t the first time they’ve had this conversation. They probably have it every time he visits her. He squares his shoulders before he goes in there, and hopes for the best, relatively speaking. You can see it in his face in that second gif - the way he literally crumples when he sees that he’s lost her again.


A photo of Jensen Ackles that gave me a minor stroke.

A photo of Jensen Ackles that gave me a minor stroke.

dickrider420:

when boys take off their hoodies and their shirt comes off with it

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unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy